Anthony Fedorov Fan Mail

Now that 12% of my traffic comes from various searches involving the name Anthony Fedorov I thought I’d post a followup to my other Anthony Fedorov posts. The reaction I’ve gotten has been an endless source of amusement for me and I want to thank everyone for responding. The following are a collection of the various comments and email I have received regarding the aforementioned posts.

Yea for real if someone likes anthony thats there biz not yours so u need to lay off and get over it if u dont like him than whatever get over other people do just cause u want someone off doesnt mean other people do the world dont revolve around u!!! so get a life and face the facts nobody cares what you want so give it up

It was after this comment that I turned on “AOL Kiddie Filtering” in my blog. No longer are you allowed to post “ppl”, “cuz” and the like on my blog. One of the overwhelmingly obvious traits of the feed back was the complete lack of understanding of the English language; especially punctuation, spelling and the use of upper case.

YOU’RE A PIECE OF ****! Everyone who keeps insulting the “hole in Anthony’s neck” or the fact that he’s Russian (Ukrainian actually) should go f*** themselves! It’s not his fault that he had to go through that operation! And there’s NOTHING wrong with having a Ukrainian American Idol! YOU F****’N RACISTS! ANTHONY DID NOTHING TO YOU SO SHUT THE F*** UP! You have NO right to call him an IDIOT or WANNABE for trying to fufill his dreams! YOU a**holes don’t have the guts to do what he’s doing so get up of ur F***’n ASSES AND DO WHAT HE’S DOING BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR UNGRATEFUL MOUTHS! JACKASSES!

Everyone who’s telling these people off, you rock. Anthony was excellent and if anyone has a problem with him, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!

I about fell out of my chair when I read this one. I really couldn’t stop laughing. I’m not sure who Via is, which is the person who sent me this, but thanks for the great laugh.

ANTHONY IS THE BEST SINGER IN THIS COMPETION…WAT R U TALKEN BOUT…I KNOW ANTHONY CAUSE MY FAMILY KNOWS HIS FAMILY..AND JUST BECAUSE HE IS RUSSIAN AND HAS A HOLE IN HIS THROAT DOESNT MEEN HES BAD..OK.I M STILL GONNA VOTE 4 HIM A MILLION TIMES LIKE I ALWAYS.I LOVE ANTHONY AND EVEN THO HE GOT OUT..HE IS GOING TO SELL THE MOST RECORDS. IM HIS #1 FAN…AND YEH WELL SEE HOW FAMOUS HES GOING TO BE…DONT WORRY..AND Y DO U EVEN WRITE ABOUT ANTHONY..HE DID NO SHIT TO U WHAT SO EVER…SO STOP BASHING ON HIM!..DONT SAY ANTHONY IS BAD BECAUSE HE ISNT AND U KNOW THAT!

Now, one of the most troubling things the comments kept bashing me about was the whole “Who cares if he’s Russion?” argument, which I didn’t understand since I hadn’t ever brought that up before. The only thing I said was that the hole in his kneck freaked me out and that I thought he was an idiot. Oh, I also said that I thought he wasn’t a great singer. Good, but nowhere near great.

you (sic) people are so mean to anthony!!! (sic) you (sic) should not be picking on him just (sic) thing in his throat. oh (sic), and by the way its not a hole their is still skin there!!!!! (sic) so stop picking on him! lets (sic) see you get up there and sing in front of millions of people. how (sic) could you be so heartless and pick on someone you dont (sic) even know.!* (sic) you (sic) all are a bunch *idiots*! so (sic) stop being such immature children and you are acting like five year olds, and you might want to go back to 2nd grade and re-take (sic) english! i (sic) mean come on im (sic) in 9th grade and i have better grammer (sic) than you!!!!!! so (sic) shutup (sic) and deal with his hottness (sic)!

Oh man, I laughed and laughed and laughed at this one. What really made me laugh was the following sentence. It just drips with irony.

so stop being such immature children and you are acting like five year olds, and you might want to go back to 2nd grade and re-take english! i mean come on im in 9th grade and i have better grammer than you!!!!!!

  1. All of your sentences need to start with an upper case letter (ie. Stop being such immature children …)
  2. The first sentence is a run-on sentence.
  3. It should be “second grade” and “ninth grade”, not “2nd grade” and “9th grade”, though this is up for debate, I suppose..
  4. It’s “retake” and not “re-take”.
  5. Possibly the best part of the sentence is her spelling of “grammer”. It’s “grammar”. Rob is going to love that one.

What is, without a doubt, the best part of all of these comments is that they couldn’t recognize that the only reason I post about American Idol on my blog is because I know the absolute worst on the Internet will drop by and make me laugh with such stupid comments. I could care less who wins American Idol. The funny part is watching 35,000,000 idiots call in over and over for people on the basis of who is “hot” or “nice”, not who can actually sing, and then blogging about the lunacy of it all only to have said people then invade my blog to defend their favorites.

I welcome all to browse around the posts above and read over the comments. There are some true gems in there. I’ve only included a few of the emails I’ve gotten, but they are the best of the best for sure. Hope you laugh as much as I have.

Goodbye Anthony "hole in neck" Fedorov

Well, sanity has finally returned to American Idol. We are now down to the top three contestants after Anthony Fedorov was finally ousted. Looking back at who I chose to be American Idol finalists, I’d say I did pretty good in picking two out of three.

I called Bo Brice and Carrie Underwood as possible finalists. Luckily, I was totally wrong about Mikalah Gordon. I underestimated America’s willpower to vote against her. Also, after watching Anwar I’m not surprised he was voted off. Despite having an amazing voice, which I still think was one of the best voices in the competition, his performances were a complete snoozefest.

Out of the three finalists we now have I could care less who wins. I think they are all great. Bo doesn’t have the strongest voice out of the three, but he’s clearly the best performer. Carrie and Vonzell have amazing voices, but I expect Vonzell will edge Carrie out if it were to come down to those two.

Bo Bice is a Druggie – I'm shocked!

Apparently, Bo Brice has been arrested twice for drug possession. There’s a shocker. A rock n’ roller busted for doing drugs?! That’s like finding out the girls in Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition have had their breasts augmented.

To his credit he was up front about his “past indescretions” and won’t be booted from the show. Good thing too, since he’s been my pick to win it since the beginning.

Anthony Fedorov is Gay

Not that there is anything wrong with that, but how else do you explain him picking “The Sound of Music” and a song by Celine Dion? Sorry ladies, but he’s batting for the other team. That being said the little fucker actually didn’t hack the song apart. I still hate his hole.

Tonight I expect Carrie Underwood, Constantine and Scott Savol to be in the bottom three and, hopefully, Savol will be gone tomorrow morning. I think Savol is the worst singer, Anthony is the next worse and definitely the cheesiest, though Constantine gives him a run for his money.

I think we’ll be seeing Bo Brice and Vonzell Solomon in the finals. Carrie is an amazing singer, but she’s nowhere near the performer that Bo is. Vonzell has a great voice and is a pretty good performer to boot. Of course, it doesn’t hurt that she’s easy on the eyes.

As of now, my total dark horse final two are Constantine and Bo. I think Constantine could make it to the finals if he sticks with wooing the teenie boppers.

Let the flames begin!

America Please Vote Off Anthony Fedorov

Up until last week I was fine with the way America was voting on American Idol and then you guys went and voted off Jessica Sierra and Nikko. Now, I’m not a huge Nikko fan, but Jessica Sierra was a great singer. So why is this happening? Two words: Anthony Fedorov.

This idiot keeps managing to not only skate by, but actually NOT be in the bottom three? Who the hell votes for a dude who sings a song from “The Sound of Music”. He’s clearly the worst singer. And then there is Scott Savol. Who’s voting for this big mess?

My big problem with this season is that I don’t find myself really rooting for anyone. I have contestants that I like, but none that I truly want to win. Thankfully, there are plenty of idiots to hate right now.