Today the Metropolitan Airports Commission voted 11-0 in favor of penalties for cab drivers who refuse to transport drivers who are carrying alcohol and other legal merchandise that might be against Muslim religion. Now, if we could get the American Pharmaceutical Association to do the same for those religious zealots that refuse to hand out birth control and the day after pill we’ll be all set.

Seriously, if you’re such a religious zealot why on God’s/Allah’s green earth are you performing said job? I know that I, personally, would never take a job that might require me to ignore my own moral compass, so why did you?

What’s next? Jewish waiters refusing to serve me bacon?