A few family members have been asking what I want for Christmas. The answer is nothing. I’ve got more toys than I know what to do with as it stands. I’ve got more clothes than most women and I just bought two new pairs of shoes. But, for those who insist on purchasing me something for Christmas here is a short list of my “needs”.
- A scrollbar scarf
- A Lowes or Home Depot gift card
- Music
- Top shelf gin and whiskey are always welcome as well
- A donation made to a notable charity in my name (MARF, ACLU, Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation or The American Red Cross are my top choices)
Whatever you do don’t purchase me clothes or toys. I don’t need either. Also, don’t use my Amazon wishlist as reference it’s fairly outdated, though I won’t complain too much if I get a few DVD’s this year.
Before you think “Hey, I should get Joe something for Christmas” look at the last bullet point on this list and ask yourself if I really need what you were thinking about getting me.
