The FCC is considering cell phone use in airplanes. This sucks. I’m going to hate being the person sitting in between some person talking about their gas and another person talking about how cute their kids are on the plane. The last place on earth I can sit in peace amongst strangers without being annoyed by cell phone users is about to disappear.

I guess I’ll have to retaliate by watching R-rated movies while in flight on my huge ass 15 inch laptop screen. How’s that for being rude in public? Maybe I’ll even watch it without headphones on so everyone can hear f-bombs every few minutes.