I ran across a funny rant about how nice guys finish last. Being a purported nice guy I found this to be pretty funny.
Many of them claim they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they say irrational, confusing things such as oh, hes too nice to date or he would be a good boyfriend but hes not for me or he already puts up with so much from me, I couldnt possibly ask him out! or the most frustrating of all: no, it would ruin our friendship.
Yes, why do women do that? Figuring this out is actually quite easy. In high school I thought being a nice guy would get all the girls and, as the author points out, that doesn’t work. In college I caught on, if I liked a girl I acted like I could care less. If you’re interested in learning how to effectively catch that cute college coed read on.
The reason for girls hate nice guys, I realized, is because nice guys are boring. We treat them with respect, open doors, pay for the bills, buy them flowers, etc. In other words, we’re not a challenge. Also, we don’t give them anything to complain about. How can they complain about how crappy their boyfriend is if he’s not crappy? The creeps they date offer a challenge and the thrill of the hunt so to speak.
But, as the author says, girls catch on that the asshole Abercrombie boys are just that: assholes. So you have two options guys:
- Between the ages of 18 and 22 act like a complete asshole and dress like an Abercrombie model.
- Wait until you’re 24 and have your pick of the litter as a premier nice guy.
Worked for me.