To all you dog lovers out there: You suck monkey butt. Dogs are big, loud, and annoying. Yes, I admit it, I’m a cat lover. I have a cat named Crash, after Crash Override, and he’s the bomb. He comes when he’s called, but leaves you alone if you don’t want to play. He stays out of the kitchen (most of the time) and has a great personality.

The reason I bring this up is because the people upstairs have a dog and an elephant, I think. I’m constantly kept up by this stupid thing doing wind sprints every night above my head.

Hopefully, the next place I live will have a No Dog policy in place, but I’m not holding my breath. I have horrible luck with apartments and those who live above me. Last year it was an insomniac who was constantly pacing back and forth at all hours of the day.